Friggin' Bears Man

To the tune of 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica ~

( Hey, Lars. Don't get pissed. You inspire me, man! )

Title : Friggin' Bears, Man !

Say your prayers everyone

don't forget, you can't run

that includes everyone

Garbage cans, in the house

So they can't pop the lids

till the garbage man comes

Sleep with one eye open

gripping your garbage tight

Bears at night.

Lids on tight.

Bears, again.

Took my friggin' garbage cans !!

Nothing's wrong, shut them tight

heavy rocks on at night

'cause they sure aren't snow white

Dreams of corn, dreams of pies

dreams of Yogi and Booboo

and of things that eat guys

Sleep with one eye open

gripping your garbage tight

Bears at night.

Lids on tight.

Bears, again.

Took my friggin' garbage cans !!

Now I lay me down to sleep

pray the rocks on top will keep

them from opening all my cans

and making a mess I have to clean

Hush little woman , don't say a word

never mind that noise you heard

It's just damned bears outside the house

trying to get to leftover grouse

Enter night

hit the lights

DAMN, again...

Bears at night.

Lids on tight.

Bears, again.

Took my friggin' garbage cans !!

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copyright 2002 mjl