frigginbearsman ~ To the tune of Enter Sandman

To the tune of 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica ~
( Hey, Lars. Don't get pissed. You inspire me, man! )

Title : Friggin' Bears, Man !

Say your prayers everyone
don't forget, you can't run
that includes everyone

Garbage cans, in the house
So they can't pop the lids
till the garbage man comes

Sleep with one eye open
gripping your garbage tight

Bears at night.
Lids on tight.
Bears, again.
Took my friggin' garbage cans !!

Nothing's wrong, shut them tight
heavy rocks on at night
'cause they sure aren't snow white

Dreams of corn, dreams of pies
dreams of Yogi and Booboo
and of things that eat guys

Sleep with one eye open
gripping your garbage tight

Bears at night.
Lids on tight.
Bears, again.
Took my friggin' garbage cans !!

Now I lay me down to sleep
pray the rocks on top will keep
them from opening all my cans
and making a mess I have to clean

Hush little woman , don't say a word
never mind that noise you heard
It's just damned bears outside the house
trying to get to leftover grouse

Enter night
hit the lights
DAMN, again...

Bears at night.
Lids on tight.
Bears, again.
Took my friggin' garbage cans !!

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